I applied for a weekend shopping pass. My budget asked for references. I listed my emergency fund and a friend who always says, ‘You deserve it.’
The budget rejected both as unreliable witnesses.

I applied for a weekend shopping pass. My budget asked for references. I listed my emergency fund and a friend who always says, ‘You deserve it.’
The budget rejected both as unreliable witnesses.
Personal Finance ComedyCredit Score, Family Group“I told my emergency fund I needed a little support. It replied, ‘Define emergency.’ I said, ‘The sale ends tonight.’ It immediately changed its…Personal Finance ComedyMy Emergency Fund Has BoundariesFor entertainment only. Not investment advice.