I told my emergency fund I needed a little support. It replied, ‘Define emergency.’ I said, ‘The sale ends tonight.’ It immediately changed its password.
Now I call it my ‘financially unavailable friend.’

I told my emergency fund I needed a little support. It replied, ‘Define emergency.’ I said, ‘The sale ends tonight.’ It immediately changed its password.
Now I call it my ‘financially unavailable friend.’
For entertainment only. Not investment advice.