My finance app hired a fitness coach for my wallet. Every time I spent money, it made the wallet do a tiny sit-up.
After a week, my balance was lighter and my wallet had excellent posture.

My finance app hired a fitness coach for my wallet. Every time I spent money, it made the wallet do a tiny sit-up.
After a week, my balance was lighter and my wallet had excellent posture.
For entertainment only. Not investment advice.