I paid my credit card bill in full and expected applause. The card said, ‘Wonderful. Now let’s talk about the points you earned on the purchase you made to celebrate paying me.’
It handed me a coupon for a shop I’ve never visited.

I paid my credit card bill in full and expected applause. The card said, ‘Wonderful. Now let’s talk about the points you earned on the purchase you made to celebrate paying me.’
It handed me a coupon for a shop I’ve never visited.
For entertainment only. Not investment advice.