My grocery list applied for a small loan to cover the week. The lender approved it after asking whether the tomatoes were essential or emotionally supportive.
The list said both, then added snacks as collateral.

My grocery list applied for a small loan to cover the week. The lender approved it after asking whether the tomatoes were essential or emotionally supportive.
The list said both, then added snacks as collateral.
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