I checked my bank balance and it gave my spending a one-star review. ‘Would not recommend,’ it wrote. ‘Customer keeps asking where the money went.’
I replied with a five-star review for its honesty.

I checked my bank balance and it gave my spending a one-star review. ‘Would not recommend,’ it wrote. ‘Customer keeps asking where the money went.’
I replied with a five-star review for its honesty.
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