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The Marathon Investor Checks Every Four Seconds

Stock Market MemesNovember 5, 2026·The Lighter Side of Money and Markets

I told my wife the market is a marathon, not a sprint. She asked why I was checking my phone every four seconds.

I said even marathon runners look at their watches. She said they don’t look at a red watch and sigh.

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