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The Financial Planner’s Fortune Cookie

Personal Finance ComedyNovember 1, 2026·The Lighter Side of Money and Markets

My fortune cookie said, ‘A surprise expense is coming.’ I laughed until the scooter needed repairs.

Now I’m building an emergency fund and avoiding fortune cookies that know my schedule.

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