Uncle said the gold was an investment. Aunt asked if it would match the wedding outfit. “That’s diversification,” he replied. The family agreed the portfolio looked excellent, even if nobody had checked the purchase price.
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Gold That Matches the Wedding Outfit
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“Got a dividend of ₹3.40. Spent ₹60 on the phone call to check it. Net result: an excellent lesson in compounding disappointment.…Investing FunDividend Day“My debit card announced it was retiring after years of loyal service. I asked where it planned to go. “Somewhere people tap gently,” it…Investing FunMy Debit Card’s Retirement Speech“I diversified my portfolio. Now I lose money in five sectors instead of one, which is called balance.…Investing FunDiversification Done Right
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